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Joseph Hates Coffee

515 Sandgate Rd, Clayfield QLD 4011, Australia

Recommended by 51 people

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515 Sandgate Rd, Clayfield QLD 4011, Australia

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+61 413 446 975
HoursMonday: 6:00 AM – 4:00 PM Tuesday: 6:00 AM – 4:00 PM Wednesday: 6:00 AM – 4:00 PM Thursday: 6:00 AM – 4:00 PM Friday: 6:00 AM – 4:00 PM Saturday: 7:00 AM – 1:00 PM Sunday: 7:00 AM – 1:00 PM

*Opening hours may differ during holidays.

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About Joseph Hates Coffee

Tucked off Sandgate Road, this breezy roadside container stop pours serious coffee with zero plant-milk surcharges. Commuters swing through for a fast magic or a canned iced latte, while dogs romp off-leash across the gated lawn. The counter turns out toasted chicken, cheese, and guacamole sandwiches alongside warm dips and slices of banana bread.

  • No Plant-Milk Surcharges: Alternative milks like soy and oat are poured without any surcharge.
  • Gated Dog Yard: An enclosed, grassy lawn gives dogs a safe place to roam off-leash outdoors.
  • Canned Iced Coffee: Cold brews and iced lattes come sealed in aluminum cans rather than dome-lid plastic cups.
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Why Customers Choose Joseph Hates Coffee

Explore why Clayfield locals and commuters choose Joseph Hates Coffee for quick bites, pet playdates, and morning coffee catch-ups.

  • No Extra Surcharge for Alternative Milks

    Patrons enjoy plant and dairy alternatives without paying the usual 50c to $1 markup charged by most cafes.

    there’s also no charge for alternative milks!

    Dylan Noonan

  • Speedy Grab-and-Go Commuter Service

    Commuters heading toward the city can count on efficient grab-and-go service and dependable quality coffee.

    Joseph Hates Coffee is hands down the best grab-and-go coffee shop!

    Caroline Lins

  • Enclosed Grassy Yard for Dogs

    A dedicated enclosed outdoor grass area lets pets roam and play safely while owners enjoy their coffee.

    the little yard for dogs to run around in

    hello gracie

  • Spill-Proof Canned Iced Coffee Presentation

    Cold beverages are packaged and served sealed in aluminum cans instead of standard plastic cups with dome lids.

    your iced coffee order comes served in a can which I love (no dome lids!!)

    Courtney Campbell

  • Ideal Destination for Group Morning Meetups

    A welcoming atmosphere and outdoor setup make the cafe an easy repeating choice for local club and friend gatherings.

    We will definitely make this place a regular for our morning cafe meet ups.

    jim fardon

  • Cozy Corner Atmosphere for Casual Catch-Ups

    The relaxed corner nook offers an unhurried, comfortable environment for pairs and friends catching up.

    Came to this cosy corner spot as we were in the area and decided to try it.

    Snezana Swasti Brodjonegoro

Popular drinks and light bites to fuel your morning commute or casual meetup

  • Matcha latte

    I ordered matcha latte which was delicious and just sweet enough

    Anni Salu

  • Chicken, cheese, guacamole toastie

    We enjoyed the chicken, cheese, guacamole toastie and the chicken pesto - and both were good.

    Snezana Swasti Brodjonegoro

  • Iced coffee

    your iced coffee order comes served in a can which I love (no dome lids!!)

    Courtney Campbell

  • GF banana bread

    The banana bread was gluten-free but tasted really good, with a nicely toasted, soft texture.

    leongkwan chiu

Beyond the menu

Memorable details and hospitable extras that elevate your quick coffee stop

  • Canned Iced Coffee Presentation

    Iced coffee orders are sealed and served directly in aluminium cans rather than conventional plastic cups with dome lids.

  • Complimentary Alternative Milks

    Coffee orders with alternative and plant-based milk options are prepared without adding extra milk surcharges.

  • Enclosed Dog Play Yard

    A dedicated, gated grassy lawn allows visiting dogs to stretch their legs and socialize safely off the street.

  • Tomato Toastie Dipping Sauce

    Toastie orders are served with a signature house-style tomato dipping sauce on the side for dipping.

Before you head over

Practical tips for parking, ordering, and visiting with pets

  • Parking on Nearby Side Streets

    Free street parking is available on nearby side streets, making it easy to pull off busy Sandgate Road for a quick coffee run or dog walk.

  • Alternative Milks at No Surcharge

    Swap to plant-based and alternative milks with no added surcharge, keeping your regular drink order affordable.

  • Off-Leash Dog Yard

    Bring your dog along to enjoy the dedicated, gated grassy area designed for pets to play off-leash safely while you relax outside.

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